A warrior princess came from afar
from the land of shadows she was.
To challenge the Ulster hero Cuchulainn
who dared to assist her sister Scathach in fight.

Sisterly wars are allways the worst,
and Scathach told him about her love
for her chariot, which he used
to distract her at the height of the battle.

And now you are what?
Cuchulainn's lover
and the mother of his son Conlai?
My oh my.

Aoifa: Irish Warrior Goddess